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Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
RIO 2016 JOKE
Then they invite us knowing our sense never pass football and 100m. So we are just there to watch them carry 30, 60 gold medals while we are battling for 2. We should organise a protest o.
We must boycott this Olympic 419 games until they add more afrocentric sports like...
Veiw them
Joke: Tomiwa and Jerimaya
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| Nigeria version of Tom and Jerry |
Everyone's favorite cat and mouse, Tom and Jerry, are on a visit to Nigeria and they have been renamed to Tomiwa ati Jerimaya.
Tomiwa is a cat who is forever on the tail of his cheeky little housemate, Jerimaya the mouse.
However, in Nigeria things are a little bit different, they are fighting over a bone because of fuel scarcity and dollar increase.
You ain't seen nothing, this would make you laugh too much.
Joke: 10 fantastic reasons why we should all marry a Yoruba demon
1. Because they are obviously too handsome
2. See them in Agbada and you jaw would just be dropping anyhow
3. Because when they speak Yoruba, you would just Farabale and calm down
A little girl was out with her Gman
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk."What are they doing, Grandma?" asked the little girl.
The grandmother was embarrassed, so she said, "The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying him to the doctor."
"They're just like people, aren't they Grandma?" saidthe little one.
"How do you mean?" asked the Grandma.
"Offer someone a helping hand," said the little girl,"and they screw you every time!"
Funny Joke:Two old married men chatting i...
First man says, "Have you ever thought that marriage was a bit of a lottery?"
The second man replied, "Not at all. At least you have a slight chance with a lottery."
Funny Joke: WHO FOOL WHO
Akpos was doing his geography assignment with his dad…
DAD: Akpos, which country is near to U.S.A?
Akpos: I don’t know dad.
FATHER: I will beat you today if you don’t answer my question, because during my own time in school, I knew everything and I answer any questions my dad throw at me correctly. Now again, which country is near to U.S.A?
Akpos: (Trembling with fear) U.S.B
FATHER: (Excitedly) You are lucky you got it right!
WHO FOOL WHO
Funny Joke: Akpos and Landlord’s Visit
This brief conversation ensued between Akpos and his landlord…
LANDLORD: (knocks at Akpos door)
AKPOS: (Opens the door)
LANDLORD: Hey man, I’m looking for my house rent?
AKPOS: You can come in let’s look for it together.
Funny Joke: Do you have a private part?
A woman hears someone knock at the door. She opens to see and a man asks, “Do you have a private part??” She slams the door in disgust. The next day she hears a knock, opens up and it’s the same man. He asks the same question the woman slams the door again.
Her husband gets home she tells him what happened for the last two days. The husband says to her, “Honey I’m taking tomorrow off to be home just in case he shows up again.”
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and the husband says, “I’m going to hide behind the door and listen. If it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to see where he is going with this.” The man asks the same question, “Do you have a private part?” “Yes!” replies the woman. The man replies, “Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s own alone and start using yours?”.
Funny Joke: Akpos at the Border
Akpos goes up to the Cotonou border on his bicycle. He had over his shoulders two large bags.
The Customs Officer stopped him and asked, “What is inside the bags?” “Garri”, Akpos replied.
The Customs Officer said, “Let me see. Come down from the bicycle.” The Customs Officer took the bags and ripped them apart.
He emptied them out and found nothing in them but garri.
He detained Akpos overnight and had the garri analysed, only to discover that there was nothing but pure garri inside the bags.
The Customs Officer released him, puts the garri into new bags, lifted them onto Akpos’ shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happened.
The Customs Officer asked, “What do you have there today?” Akpos replied, “Garri.”
The Customs officer does his thorough examination and discovered that the bags contain nothing but garri.
He gave the garri back to Akpos, and Akpos crossed the border on his bicycle.
This sequence of events was repeated every day for four years.
At last, Akpos did not show up again. One day, the Custom Officer met him in a drinking joint in Cotonou.
“Hey, my friend,” said the Customs Officer, “I know you are smuggling something. It is driving me crazy. It’s all I think about, I can’t sleep.
Just between you and I, what are you smuggling?” Akpos sipped his Hi-Malt and replied, “Bicycles!”
-Akpos Joke: Fuel Ticket
Attendant: Sir, but you are using a discounted ticket….
Akpos: Yes, any problem?
Attendant: (aghast) But it is a ‘children discount’ ticket, Sir?
Akpos: (unfazed) Oh, I recently converted to Christianity….
Attendant: (puzzled) So?
Akpos: I am now a born-again CHILD of God.
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